This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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