I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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