where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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