Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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