he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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