i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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