It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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