just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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