Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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