we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
