Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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