i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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