I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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