This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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