Don't you send me to vm
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I have feelings that need drinking.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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