operation harelip BJ is a go
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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