bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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