Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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