We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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