She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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