when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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