i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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