Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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