haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I didn't notice because vodka
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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