i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Randomize
