Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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