doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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