That's intense
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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