You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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