someone threw a dead crab at me
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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