People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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