Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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