weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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