At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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