I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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