Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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