I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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