just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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