sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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