dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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