you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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