i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
