Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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