Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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