I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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