it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Im just a social blackout drinker.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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