You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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