Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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