I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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