at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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