I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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