I need help removing her.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
